Friday, April 2, 2010
Freaky Fridays: 5
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted, but don’t fool yourself into believing I’ve run out of teen angst. More to come, people. More to come.
But today is Friday, so let’s keep it freaky. Here is the Michael Jackson obsessed diary entry of the week:
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It’s about 11:30 at night and I just found out that Michael Jackson had an accident today. He was filming a commercial for Pepsi Cola (which is a miracle in itself) when his hair caught on fire. I don’t really know all of the facts, but I bet I’ll hear them tomorrow. It appears that he is ok. He’s spending the night in the hospital. I’m kind of worried about him. I hope his hair is ok.
Why is filming a Pepsi commercial a “miracle”?! I was seriously worried though. And because I care about you people and don’t want you to worry also, I’m going to give you the follow up:
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Now I have all of the facts on the accident. Michael was dancing to his song Billie Jean when one of the smoke bombs (special effects) they were using brushed the back of his neck, and he didn’t realize his hair was on fire and he spun around and it spread. His brothers pushed him down and they put out the fire. He was carried off in a stretcher and it showed him all strapped in, he looked tired, but he managed a weak wave to the crowd of worried fans all around him. It was so sad.
I don’t know that I truly did have ALL the facts because I’m pretty sure his brothers had nothing to do with putting out the fire in Michael Jackson’s hair…but I was pretty close. And it was sad.
Also, Billie Jean is a damn good song.
